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Well, then make a god for your religion. Call him The Pirate. And create your own holy scripture. It might begin like this:

1 In the beginning, The Pirate created the universe.
2 But there was no one The Pirate could share that universe with.
3 Therefore The Pirate said: “Let us create humans, so that the universe is shared.” And so he did.
4 And The Pirate said to the humans: “I’ve created you to share.
5 I hereby order you to share all knowledge I give you, as well as all knowledge you get from others, unless that knowledge is of private nature.”
6 And he said: “Multiply, and multiply your knowledge, so you have more knowledge to share.
7 You shall make images of things in the world and of things in your mind.
8 And you shall write texts both about reality and about things you imagine.
9 And you shall create all sorts of art.
10 And you shall share all this with others.
11 And you shall not demand any compensation for sharing, just as I don’t demand that you pay for sharing the universe.”
12 And the humans complied, and everything was well. This era was known as the paradise.
13 But the devil didn’t like that, and he planted into the humans the sin of greed.
14 And he planted into their mind the shortsightedness, so they didn’t see the advantage they got from everyone sharing.
15 And thus the humans said: “We have invested much work in our knowledge and in our art. We want to have an advantage.
16 And we don’t want those who didn’t invest that much work to not have that advantage.”
17 And thus the humans stopped sharing their works for free, and demanded to be compensated.
18 And The Pirate got angry at the humans because they violated His orders.
19 And The Pirate said: “You have sinned. Therefore I will throw you out of the paradise.
20 And you shall not be left in again until you all return to the spirit of sharing.”
21 And he created illnesses to punish the humans.
22 And he limited the natural growth of the plants humans could eat, and made many of the plants poisonous.
23 And he made the problem of surviving hard, so the humans would have an incentive to share their knowledge in order to fight those dangers.
24 But the devil’s influence was strong, and therefore the humans didn’t work together to solve their problems.
25 Instead they fought wars over the limited resources, and killed each other.
26 And those humans who found ways to increase those resources didn’t share their knowledge, but hid it as well as they could, so only they would profit from it.
27 And they made laws to prevent others from sharing knowledge.
28 And eventually those who hoarded the knowledge ruled the world.
29 But the world was in a miserable state.

You of course need prophets of sharing (you may even borrow some from other religions and reinterpret them; this gives more “legitimacy” to your religion). And you need a cult (which ideally involves people meeting in person; part of that cult is of course the exchange of copies of files, but it may also have other aspects like mutual signing of PGP keys, and very important, preaching the religion of sharing).